Mixtape Review | Drake – If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late

I’m so fucking pissed off. I already posted this review, but for some reason it just fucking disappeared. As soon as I posted it I started another one and apparently WordPress doesn’t know the difference between a draft and a fucking finished article. Fuck you wordpress. Everytime I tried to go to the link for this review it sent me to the preview of another review I’m working on. Fuck WordPress. If you’re thinking about making your own website, don’t use wordpress. It fucking sucks ASS. I hate this shit. I’m just gonna try to rewrite this as best as I can. FUCK.

I’m gonna be honest, I ain’t the biggest fan of Drake. Drake is just… a pussy. I know everyone already says that all the time… but it’s just so true. Fuck WordPress. He’s corny af. Seriously, how the fuck am I supposed to take him seriously when he titles his project “If You’re Reading This, It’s Too Late?” That shit is corny af. Drake is just so wack to me. Ok, he ain’t terrible… but he wack. Mediocre is the word I’m looking for I think. I actually like some of his music, but most of the time I’m just like “…Oh my god… Why the fuck is this pussy nigga cryin’ right in my fuckin’ ear? Shut the fuck up, bitch.” An example of a good Drake song would be Tuscan Leather or 9 AM In Dallas. An example of a fuckin’ fucked up terrible shitty ass Drake song would be 305 To My City or Started From The Bottom. Those songs are fucking terrible.

Track 1: Legend (Prod. PARTYNEXTDOOR)

This beat is cool I guess. I don’t really like the way he’s singin’ over this. The beat just dropped. I feel like he raps over the same drum pattern on every song. It sounds like the vocals are too loud. Fuck WordPress. The hook is alright I guess. This is really just an R&B song. I’m not really feelin’ this. “If I die I’m a legend.” That’s true tbh. Drake is REALLY popular right now. Especially with white girls. One of the reasons my sister broke up with her ex-boyfriend was because he was a pussy who liked Drake too much, so I guess Drake only works on white girls. This song isn’t very good. The beat’s alright, but the song is just kinda boring. Why the fuck is he using autotune? Is that autotune? It sounds kinda weird. It’s only for one line tho. It sounds like he’s gargling. I’m not feelin’ this… It ain’t terrible tho. 3/5

Track 2: Energy (Prod. Boi-1da & OB O’Brien)

This beat is alright. His flow is cool. Not really feelin’ the hook. It’s annoying how he drags out words. “They tryna take the waaaaaaaaaaaaaave from a nigga / fuckin’ with the kiiiid and pray for your nigga.” He ain’t really sayin’ nothing. Fuck WordPress. This isn’t terrible, but I’m gonna delete this song as soon as I finish this review. 3/5

Track 3: 10 Bands (Prod. Boi-1da & Sevn Thomas)

This beat is cool. This hook is wack. Don’t say “OMG”, Drake. Just don’t. Please. Fuck WordPress. The verses are just 8 bars long. The last one is longer. This is kind of a boring song. Not really feelin’ it… It’s just like the other ones. It’s not bad… But it definitely isn’t good. 3/5

Track 4: Know Yourself (Prod. Boi-1da, Vinylz & Syk Sense)

“I want that Ferrari, then I swerve” I don’t even know what the fuck that’s supposed to mean. That’s kinda like if I were to say “I want those new shoes, then I run.” Drake’s delivery on this song is boring. The beat’s alright. The production is definitely better than the last two tracks. I’ve already forgotten what the first song sounded like. This beat would work better if he was just rapping. I feel like he’s always either singing or yelling over a beat. He didn’t used to do that. Fuck WordPress. Oh shit. I like the way the beat just switched up. He’s yelling now tho. Just rap, nigga. Fuck. It’s alright. The best part of this song is the beat, as is the case for most Drake songs. I’m gonna keep this song, but I’m finna cut out the first part in GarageBand & only leave the part where the beat switched up. There’s a really cheap sounding reggae horn near the end of the song. It sounds awful. Definitely gonna cut out that whole section of the song too. I’d be lying if I said I’m glad this beat was given to Drake. 3/5

Track 5: No Tellin’ (Prod. Boi-1da & Frank Dukes)

This beat’s cool. The hook is a little too long. It’s not terrible tho. I ain’t really feelin’ it tho. Fuck WordPress. I don’t like how he sings the last part of every bar. And he’s fucking yelling right in my fuckin’ ear again as soon as his verse starts. That’s fucking annoying. This is boring. Not feelin’ it. The beat kinda switched up again. He stops yelling for the last verse. That’s the best part of the song. 2/5

Track 6: Madonna (Prod. 40)

This beat is dope. This hook is fucking terrible. His flow on the hook is awful. His flow when he starts rapping ain’t that bad tho. There’s only one verse. Fuck WordPress. Hopefully someone will remix this without the hook, because this beat is dope af. He was just rapping on his verse too. He wasn’t yelling or anything. I ain’t feelin’ this tho. 2/5

Track 7: 6 God (Prod. Boi-1da & Syk Sense)


This beat is awful. There’s no hook. It’s just a long ass verse. It’s fucking awful. He’s yelling the whole time. It’s so fucking annoying how he drags out every woooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd at the end of every baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr. This is awful. Fuck WordPress. I don’t know why anybody would wanna hear this shit. The beat’s boring as hell. Drake is annoying af. I don’t know what the fuck the 6 is. Fuck the 6. This song is awful. “I’m not noooooooooo to this.” What the fuck? Wtf does that mean? Fuck this song. 1/5

Track 8: *67 (Prod. Vinylz, Most High & Amir Obe)

This beat is… Idk. It’s alright I guess. It feels empty. Just like most Drake beats. It’s boring. Drake’s singin’ every bar. Not feelin’ this. It’s boring. Fuck WordPress. The beat just switched up. It still feels kinda empty. I like it more than the beginning tho. He ain’t singin’ or yelling for the last part of the song. This is way better. Ima have to cut out that first part tho. The hook isn’t bad. He better not start yelling on this last verse. Oh no. He’s singin’. It’s not that bad tho. I guess. 3/5



What the fuck? This hook is FUCKING TERRIBLE. Is that PARTYNEXTDOOR? I’ve never heard his shit, but that shit is fucking awful. This autotune is fucking awful. This is horrible. His flow is alright, but that autotune is fucking awful. It’s fucking painful to listen to. Thank God, Drake doesn’t have autotune. That shit was completely unnecessary. Drake just told me that “niggas is all in they feelings these days.” Really, Drake? Are they? I’m sorry, but you can’t make a song like Marvin’s Room and then talk about people bein’ in they feelings. Fuck you, Drake. Fuck you, WordPress. This shit is awful. It wouldn’t even be that bad if it weren’t for PARTYNEXTDOOR. 1/5

Track 10: Wednesday Night Interlude (Performed by PARTYNEXTDOOR) [Prod. PARTYNEXTDOOR]

Wesdnesday Night

Nah. I ain’t like this shit. This is just an R&B song. PARTYNEXTDOOR has an ass load of reverb on his voice. It’s not good. It’s boring af. Fuck WordPress. Not feelin’ it. 2/5

Track 11: Used To Feat. Lil Wayne (Prod. Wondagurl)

This beat is wack. Drake got a boring flow. The hook is wack. He’s yellin’ all his bars again. Wayne’s verse wasn’t good. It was average for him tho. This is boring as hell. The beat’s so boring. Fuck WordPress. This isn’t good. 2/5

Track 12: 6 Man (Prod. 40 & Daxz)

This beat is dope. Fuck WordPress. His flow is cool. Not feelin’ the hook tho. He’s kinda yelling I guess. But it ain’t very loud. This is alright. Not feelin’ the outro. This isn’t terrible tho. 3/5

Track 13: Now & Forever (Prod. Eric Dingus & Jimmy Prime)

This beat is alright. This ain’t Hip Hop, but It’s actually kinda dope. Pretty sure he’s talkin’ about leavin’ Cash Money because Birdman is fuckin’ losing his fuckin’ mind over there. This nigga is actually sangin’. Usually when he sings it sounds kinda half assed, but it sounds good on this track. Fuck WordPress. I’m honestly probably gonna delete this after I’m done with this review tho. It gets old after the first verse. It’s not terrible tho. 3/5

Track 14: Company Feat. Travis Scott (Prod. TM88, Wondagurl & Travis Scott)

Why doesn’t the beat ever drop on a Drake song? This shit is boring af. I don’t care about the shit you goin’ through with your girl, Drake. This is so fucking boring. You know how borin’ this shit is? It’s so fuckin’ boring, my nigga. Fuck WordPress. What the fuck is with the dogs in the background? Thank God the beat finally dropped. “I’m a dog.” Oh the beat just switched up. Oh God what the fuck is that? What…? What the fuck? Why the fuck is Travis Scott yellin’ right in my fuckin’ ear? He got autotune on too. Shit’s awful. Oh what the fuck. “I go ham I’m a hog.” I should give this song a 1 just for that dumb ass line. Travis Scott needs to sit the fuck down. You workin’ with the hottest nigga in Hip Hop right now and thats the best shit you could come up with? Fuck you. The second part of this beat is dope. It’s just too bad Travis Scott ruined it like that. This is some fucked up shit right here. At least the melody ain’t that bad. 2/5

Track 15: You & The 6 (Prod. Boi-1da, 40 & !IImind)

This beat is dope. Drake’s actually rapping. He ain’t singin’ or yellin’. Just rappin’ finally. This song is dedicated to his mama. This is actually a cool song. He sounds like kind of a mama’s boy tellin’ his mama about all his problems tho. That’s not really a big problem tho. This song is cool. One of the comments for this song is “Shit had me in tears.” That’s the gayest shit I ever read. I fuck with this song tho. But seriously whoever cries over a Drake song has got to be the bitchest nigga on Earth. I’m giving this a good rating… But I’m prolly gonna delete this too. It’s just not… idk… This kind of song has already been done way better. Not worth keeping. 4/5

Track 16: Jungle (Prod. 40)


There’s no way I’m watching that whole fucking video. If you wanna read some pussy ass shit just go to the comment section for that video. Someone said “No matter how much money Drake has you can tell he’s missing something man…”, and then someone replied saying “Love.” That shit is awful. It almost makes me want to not listen to this song. I’m going to tho. I don’t know who that is singin’ on the hook, but I can’t understand what he’s saying. The first line sounds like “Fuck me real slowly”, but this beat is too happy for a line like that. Drake’s singin’ on the first verse. I feel like I’ve heard him say “I’m not ashamed” like 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. That leads me to believe that he is indeed ashamed. He does an alright job singin’, but this ain’t my kinda music. He raps a short verse at the end. His flow isn’t bad. He’s rapping about Drake shit. This ain’t my type of shit. It’s not bad tho. 3/5

Track 17: 6 PM In New York (Prod. Boi-1da, Frank Dukes, Bobby White & Sevn Thomas)


I’m actually expecting this song to be good. I fuck with 9 AM In Dallas & 5 AM In Toronto so hopefully this’ll be good. He also got a lot of dope producers on this one track. Ok, it’s startin’ now. This beat is dope af. He’s rappin’. He ain’t singin’ or yellin’. Thank God. Wtf… I think this nigga just dissed Tyga… Yeah, I just checked RapGenius. That was actually some dope ass bars tho. “I heard a lil lil homie talking reckless in Vibe / That’s quite a platform you chose, you shoulda kept it inside / Oh you tried / It’s so childish calling my name on the world stage / You need to act your age and not your girl’s age” I’m pretty sure Tyga isn’t datin’ Kylie Jenner, but this nigga Drake just destroyed him. Apparently Tyga tweeted at him after hearing this song and said “All that sneak dissing is weak. Just pull up. I know where u live and you know my address.. U been ducking the fade from Brown.” I don’t think Tyga’s gonna do shit honestly. If Tyga killed Drake that would be hilarious, but Tyga would get so much fucking hate for that. I didn’t like Hotel California, but Careless World honestly wasn’t that bad. And that single he dropped called Make It Work was actually dope af. His new shit been dope recently. Hopefully he releases a diss song towards Drake. That’d be dope af. Anyway, this song is dope af. Definitely the best song on the whole mixtape. His flow is dope and this beat is dope and the whole this is just… It’s just dope. I fuck with this song. This shit is dope af. 5/5

Final Thoughts:

That shit was kinda… bad. Drake doesn’t make music for me, he makes it for white teenage girls. I still like some of his music tho. Most of his shit is just so boring to me tho. All his shit is either him singin’ over an airy beat, or him yelling over an airy beat. The beat never drops in a Drake song. I lose all my energy when I’m listening to a Drake song. I feel like I’m in a bed on the sun when I’m listening to the Drake song. Just without the heat. I ain’t really liked this shit. I’m only keeping three of the songs, and I had to edit two of them in GarageBand. If you’ve liked most of Drake’s shit, you’ll like this shit. But I don’t like this shit. You can tell this is a mixtape. He still charges over 10 dollars for it tho. Don’t buy this shit. By the way, I didn’t have to redo the whole review. I figured out how to recover everything. I’m still mad tho…

Favorite Song: 6 PM In New York

Least Favorite Song: Preach




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