Wassup y’all. This ain”t gon be a easy post for me to write. I don’t know how much y’all motherfuckers know about me, but I think it’s time for me to just come clean about everything. When I was 6 years old, I got my dick sucked, and I felt REALLY guilty about it. My parents are Jesus freaks, so I thought getting molested made me evil. All I knew was I REALLY liked getting my dick sucked, and you know what? I still do. I love getting my dick sucked. I’ve always told people I was asexual, but today I’m coming out as heterosexual. I hope to get my dick sucked by a plethora of attractive women in the future. I ain’t not gonna live in fear no more. Suck my fucking dick. Happy Easter. I love holidays. It’s also my birthday, so I think I should get my dick sucked as a gift. No? Too far? Okay, sorry. Don’t hate. Nobody likes haters. I’m a man of my word. Trust me. A hater is not what you wanna be. Anyway, I’m gonna go try to get my dick sucked. Peace out y’all.